"So let me get this straight. This is a long sentence. We are going to be gifted with a health care plan that we are forced to purchase, and fined if we don't; signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes and by a government who has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that's broke."